can we talk about how cute papa shelley is tho? i mean he’s so supportive and he follows everyone back and aww

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

urgentcum:

this sounds like me

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:

goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(Source: moon-sylph)

heroinbae:

I support boys with nose rings

heartsandmagic:

What’s going on

heartsandmagic:

What’s going on

coffeedepablo:

girls don’t want boys girls want good storylines, canon otps, and their favorite female characters to get what they deserve

hardziam:

why are teenage girls so belittled? have you met a teenage girl??? they study harder than any boy i’ve ever met. they’re nicer than any boy or man i’ve ever met and their goals and dreams are no less valid so why are they treated like their brains are mushy lumps of goo that only think about boys 24/7???

mysoulburns:

THANK YOU

mysoulburns:

THANK YOU

(Source: tayloralisin)

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

wire-man:

askamericatheheroyeah:

seriffluoride:

carrying—my—crosses:

doodlee-a:

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention


I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.
I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.
THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

wire-man:

askamericatheheroyeah:

seriffluoride:

carrying—my—crosses:

doodlee-a:

GUYS, THIS IS IMPORTANT. I’ve been a lifeguard for four years, and I didn’t fully appreciate this until a little kid jumped into the shallow end of the lap pool. He wasn’t flailing. His eyes were wide in panic and h would try and push himself off the bottom, but the water was right over his head. It took me a couple seconds to register what had happened, and fortunately, another swimmer right beside the kid managed to grab him when he saw my reaction.

My mother and I run a water safety non-profit organization and this is one of the things we teach.

In movies someone who is drowning always yells and screams and it’s very dramatic and obvious but in real life you really have to be paying attention

I was on holiday in Egypt when I was 14, and there was a 4-year-old Italian boy I had to save because no-one else even thought he was in trouble. Luckily, the water wasn’t too deep and only came up to my waist, but the kid was so small it covered his head. All he did was gasp for air and angle his head up, and tried kicking off the pool floor while reaching his hands up. I sat him on the edge of the pool in the shallow end and then his mother came over and thanked me.

I didn’t think much of it then, but I saved a life that day.

THIS COULD LITERALLY SAVE A LIFE.

After 2 years of lifeguarding and many more of competitive swimming I can verify this. Drowning signs are eerily quiet. It helps to catch them early. The pool I worked at had a large amount of regular clients. I’d always keep an extra lookout for people I didn’t recognize since I didn’t know their swimming ability. Their face aiming towards the sky is the first thing they’ll almost always do. Especially children.

(Source: fuckyeahforensics)

stilinskiravenclaw:

I’ll never, ever, ever get over this video ♡

myinsidesareallwrong:

regalp4nda:

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

Excuse me, how are they non-essential? Condoms are given for free. It’s not like I can decide to not have my fucking period.

How politicians think of this subject:
Condoms:
They are free because men are going to have sex whether it’s consensual or through bogus various degrees of what is classified as rape. Sexual education is horrendous and they don’t allow for abortions.
Sex = children. Sex out of wedlock = higher percentage of abandoned children or poor single mothers, who comprise most of the percentage of US citizens in poverty. So, the government will then have to pay for them in medical, schooling, food, and stipends.Government doesn’t want to pay for their citizens, so CONDOMS = FREE.
Sanitary Products: “Ew. Don’t talk to me about your lady week. That’s disgusting.”
Periods don’t produce unwanted children. Therefore, sanitary products are unnecessary. And just in case you haven’t figured it out about the US Government, they really don’t give a fuck about its citizens.

myinsidesareallwrong:

regalp4nda:

thelastmellophone:

mischievouslaufeyson:

sktagg23:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because I’m still charged 5% tax on sanitary products because they’re classed as ‘non-essential’ by the government. 

What the motherfuck.

Solve this by bleeding on everything they love.

*AGGRESSIVELY PROJECTILE BLEEDING AT POLITICIANS* ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, MR. POLITICIAN?

Excuse me, how are they non-essential? Condoms are given for free. It’s not like I can decide to not have my fucking period.

How politicians think of this subject:

Condoms:

They are free because men are going to have sex whether it’s consensual or through bogus various degrees of what is classified as rape. Sexual education is horrendous and they don’t allow for abortions.

Sex = children. Sex out of wedlock = higher percentage of abandoned children or poor single mothers, who comprise most of the percentage of US citizens in poverty. So, the government will then have to pay for them in medical, schooling, food, and stipends.
Government doesn’t want to pay for their citizens, so CONDOMS = FREE.

Sanitary Products: “Ew. Don’t talk to me about your lady week. That’s disgusting.”

Periods don’t produce unwanted children. Therefore, sanitary products are unnecessary. And just in case you haven’t figured it out about the US Government, they really don’t give a fuck about its citizens.

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

apollonui:

I, “The Vengeful King of the Seas”, made this myself because I was bored.

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