awkwardmalteser:

orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

It’s more worth it to but a Maltese citizenship. Maltese people get free education and get paid to go to sixth form and university.

wtf is it really $200,000??? That’s like over £120,000! oh my god

rampaigehalseyface:

underthenerdhood:

a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost

and one day she unknowingly pisses the ghost off and walks face first into a closed door

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

The goofiest moments from our 5 seconds of summer interview

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

I would let anyone on that police force arrest me anytime I mean hot daYum

sexwithashtonirwin:

I wanna be considered a pretty fan who’s hot enough to date a band member okay

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mrceline:

letsgetcheesecake:

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Hank Green has now publicly said that Sam Pepper will no longer be welcome at VidCon.

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nethport:

compliment the person you reblog this from in the tags

perchu:

eating in class when ur not supposed to

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eclatant:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

fuckyeahhayleywilliams:

mockingday:

Watch Emma’s speech and take action

I am just bursting with happiness at this. :) Watching Emma Watson, seeing she has grown into just as intelligent and educated a woman as her most famous character; perhaps even more so. She’s great.

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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